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Entries mentioning grues

A fresh set of gnome latrines

Spun on July 23, 2023

Today I was being even more, more or less

Been on July 2, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

Plårp, Plårp!

Popped up on July 22, 2007