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Entries mentioning schtumpfenbeasts

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006