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Entries mentioning Santa Claus

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999