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This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005