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Entries mentioning schtupping

A vernally hibernal good time

Drove on March 24, 2024

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

The deep blue face of failure

Done wrong on October 21, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

The missing fourteenth key

Lost before July 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007