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Entries mentioning sheep

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005