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Entries mentioning communism

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999