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Entries mentioning Genevieve von Sträsmussenbörg

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

Busy: Ankle-crawling kudzu

Toddled about on August 27, 2006

Busy: A whole flock of geese

Goosed before August 20, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

My oatmeal cookies

Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

She isn’t dead!

Copulated after January 15, 2006