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Entries mentioning outer space

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Spaceworthy guardsquirrels

Decompressed on December 9, 2007

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

The deep blue face of failure

Done wrong on October 21, 2007

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship

Diseased prior to October 7, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

I had failed

Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999