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Sweetened on April 27, 2008.

Entries, entries, short and sweet!

Like Ms. Milano’s toes and feet!

I sang this over the phone to Ravna today, until she called me a goonk-toonked floopity-flarble and hung up on me in a huff. I don’t think she appreciates my short web targ entries, or my desire to eat Alyssa Milano’s feet. Jealous woman. Ooh! Fapping spree time!