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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning the telephone

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008

Glick Glick van der Glick

Cocked and locked on June 1, 2008

Short and sweet!

Sweetened on April 27, 2008

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

The missing fourteenth key

Lost before July 1, 2007

Shekels at the cat-canning plant

Devoted on February 11, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

I need a new hobby

Telephoned on February 19, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

I’m ending it all!

Spindled August 21, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

Samuel Dreckers

Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

Is there an underdog in you?

Nitrated on July 18, 1999

The spiders began to sing and chant

Refracted after June 6, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

The man who talked way too much

Splattered on April 4, 1999

The stars scream at me, but why?

Conduced on March 7, 1999