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Glick Glick van der Glick

Cocked and locked on June 1, 2008.

Does anyone remember a man named Grumfeld van der Spooijwanker? A supposed friend of his, calling himself Glick Glick van der Glick, called me on the teleporn this week and threatened to murder me in my sleep for supposedly murdering this Spooijwanker fellow. (That’s a funny name, isn’t it?)