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By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
A wild eep out of place and time Moofed at on September 15, 2024
I really should have that broken… Tinned on September 8, 2024
How does blue cheese go bad? Reposed on September 1, 2024
Playing stupid Feathered on August 18, 2024
Endless rows of houses Planned and zoned on August 11, 2024
Back into the mud from whence Douched on June 30, 2024
Never put a fish in your car Wrapped on May 12, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
Nose, the best smelling device Stunk down on April 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
Ratiocination and a rat Bugged off on July 9, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
Chicken dickin’ good! Kennedy-fried on June 18, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp! Sworn on May 21, 2023
Tuna surprise Surprised on May 14, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
Being six feet tall Fathomed on April 9, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
Dyssynergic defecation Splashed down on April 24, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Rotating in place Caligulated on March 20, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and Strommy night Thurmonned on February 27, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread Slathered all over on November 21, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
Insidious flobcumber pie Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010
Skipping Wednesday Slid past on September 12, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration Dumbled for August 29, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
Ah, the first of August! Firstly on August 1, 2010
Poesies and toesies indeed! Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010
PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing Disinfected on June 20, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism Guzzled on May 9, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
Dog whelks in your arteries Derived on July 6, 2008
Glick Glick van der Glick again! Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Short and sweet! Sweetened on April 27, 2008
Dying planktonic foraminifera Rained down on April 13, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Suddenly ablaze Ignited on March 9, 2008
Not so dead again Recomposed right before March 2, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
There’s nothing in my head! Scuffled with on November 11, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
The deep blue face of failure Done wrong on October 21, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Indeed I can go home again Returned home on August 26, 2007
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! Tiled over on August 19, 2007
The missing fourteenth key Lost before July 1, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
Back to Harry’s Ingratiated on June 10, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
Ravna and the gorillas Ravished on May 27, 2007
Ravna and a ligature Magic-marked on May 20, 2007
Squish-&-honk! Peppered lightly with May 13, 2007
Further visages of feet-&-toes Hieroticalized on May 6, 2007
Toe-visages on the Sefernday Splayed on April 29, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
The restive provinces conquered Excoriated before March 18, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
A busjacking by Jack Off Jill? Theorized about on November 12, 2006
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo Hypothesized on November 5, 2006
Busy: Ankle-crawling kudzu Toddled about on August 27, 2006
Busy: A whole flock of geese Goosed before August 20, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
Gormless bastard! Located to the right of June 25, 2006
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006
A cock-up, to be sure Erected on June 4, 2006
Oatmeal cookies and their spies Weeded on May 21, 2006
My oatmeal cookies Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006
Pam & Meg’s Wheeled about on April 23, 2006
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
The haberdashery, act IV Wanted on March 26, 2006
The haberdashery, act III Haunted on March 19, 2006
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
Busy this week too! Put out on January 29, 2006
Busy this week! Placed next to January 22, 2006
She isn’t dead! Copulated after January 15, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
Abortifacient skies, the burning air Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005
I’m ending it all! Spindled on August 21, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999
Is there an underdog in you? Nitrated on July 18, 1999
Semper sic tyrannis Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

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