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Dying planktonic foraminifera

Rained down on April 13, 2008.

Dying planktonic foraminifera continuously rain down on the sea floor in vast numbers, their mineralized tests preserved as fossils in the accumulating sediment. Only afterward did I stop to make crazy monkey sex with a cardboard cutout of Alyssa Milano.

Gruntled, are we now? Oh, disgruntled!

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