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So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
Morning again? Mourned on February 11, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
My neighbor—he’s on fire Detonated on May 27, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
A dark and Strommy night Thurmonned on February 27, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
Ring above? Rung above on May 25, 2008
Dying planktonic foraminifera Rained down on April 13, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Suddenly ablaze Ignited on March 9, 2008
A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe Recollected on February 17, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
3,600 eigenserfs and a function key Indentured forever after July 8, 2007
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
Zero-factor linguistics Laughed about within June 5, 2005
The Trooble Foundation Irked on April 17, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Popularized for April 10, 2005
I desire broadband access to my feet! Quibbled about on March 27, 2005
Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!! Squabbled about on March 20, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005

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