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Entries mentioning grunting

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Dying planktonic foraminifera

Rained down on April 13, 2008

The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor

Ridiculed on October 23, 2005