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Entries mentioning iron

Today I was being even more, more or less

Been on July 2, 2023

Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!

Sworn on May 21, 2023

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

The stars scream at me, but why?

Conduced on March 7, 1999