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Entries mentioning New York

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007