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A polished turd Glossed on March 30, 2025
Cheez-Its: ghastly horrors Ghastled March 2, 2025
No more ghoughphtheightteeaux Beyellowed on January 19, 2025
Too-quiet restrooms Whizzed all over January 5, 2025
Eating a lot of Frosted Flakes Lionized on December 15, 2024
Plårped again Curled up before November 24, 2024
Will it be like concrete? Accreted on October 20, 2024
Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites Murderized on August 4, 2024
Things are looking up Uplit on June 16, 2024
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed Eased on June 9, 2024
Purple prose asphyxia Blockaded on May 26, 2024
One moron’s opinion Opined for May 19, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The Sun absconded yet I rest assured Annulated on April 14, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
A Sefernday to surely forget Sefernalized on November 19, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries Trussed up on October 29, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple! Cursed on May 28, 2023
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp! Sworn on May 21, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas Dove in on December 25, 2022
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Ungabungabugandabunga! Land-locked on November 11, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
Illin’ in the ileum Chillin’ on September 16, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Uneventful, boring, and bland Nothing happened on August 28, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
The harooloos grew closer Repositioned on July 17, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
Hnnnngggghhhh! Strained on May 1, 2011
Dyssynergic defecation Splashed down on April 24, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Plårp and I did our best Potted on April 10, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
A dark and Strommy night Thurmonned on February 27, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Poesies and toesies indeed! Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
The fnord plan Executed before April 11, 2010
A plan is hatched Hatched right before April 4, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Suddenly ablaze Ignited on March 9, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship Diseased prior to October 7, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Grumfeld redux Simmered on September 2, 2007
Plårp goes home Sent home on August 5, 2007
Plårp! Plopped down on July 15, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Homage Legislated on April 8, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes Propagated on April 1, 2007
The laws of Phillip I Promulgated on March 25, 2007
Eight years Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
A busjacking by Jack Off Jill? Theorized about on November 12, 2006
I remembered a lot this week! Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006
Terrorists! Terrorists!! Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006
As kudzu crept up her ankles Encircled on August 13, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
The perfect symmetry of a letter Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse Trundled on August 28, 2005
Troobles, long and hard Deluged on August 7, 2005
Soft, and steaming lightly Castigated on July 31, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
Searching forever for the elusive Troobles Squandered because of October 31, 1999
Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me Intubated on May 30, 1999
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket Rebutted on May 23, 1999
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999
I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999

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