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Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Poesies and toesies indeed!

Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship

Diseased prior to October 7, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Plårp!

Plopped down on July 15, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled August 28, 2005

Troobles, long and hard

Deluged on August 7, 2005

Soft, and steaming lightly

Castigated on July 31, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage

Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999