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Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

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Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010