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cats

Little balls of fur and claws that meow a lot.

Entries mentioning cats

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Shekels at the cat-canning plant

Devoted on February 11, 2007

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

I need a new hobby

Telephoned on February 19, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

I had failed

Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999

I love AOL

Placated since August 1, 1999

Is there an underdog in you?

Nitrated on July 18, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999

Dangerous evidence kept cropping up

Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage

Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999