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Entries mentioning slugs

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012