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Entries mentioning cancer

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

Ratiocination and a rat

Bugged off on July 9, 2023

Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!

Sworn on May 21, 2023

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006