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Entries mentioning bacon

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006