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Entries mentioning ice cream

A byte nybbled a word, and then…

Nibbled on December 10, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006