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Entries mentioning ice cream

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006