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A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010