Entries mentioning the Moon | |
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The Sun absconded yet I rest assuredAnnulated on April 14, 2024 | |
Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian ShieldDismantled on March 26, 2023 | |
No more barriers to crossSurpassed on January 15, 2023 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Nothing happenedObliviated on January 9, 2022 | |
New years and new neighborsBunted on January 2, 2022 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
My arm just follows themDetached on July 11, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
A lunchable lemony apple keyOpen-appled on April 22, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A trip to southern MoraviaPlunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
Reflecting on corn gone wrongParoled on May 15, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Back to Pam & Meg’sGoatmulched on December 12, 2010 | |
I had eggs today!Oviposited on April 18, 2010 | |
’Twas the night before ChristmasProstituted on December 24, 2006 | |
My new neighbor from GeorgiaNazified on April 2, 2006 | |
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shopTarpapered over on January 1, 2006 | |
Caught in a wet noodling contestNoodled on October 16, 2005 | |
I’m ending it all!Spindled on August 21, 2005 | |
The perspicacious side of the planetWienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005 | |
Naked with soda bottles in my earsRedistributed after May 8, 2005 | |
The perfunctory margin of disbeliefApprenticed to May 9, 1999 | |
Semper sic tyrannisCalculated and compiled on May 2, 1999 | |
I took the pile of animal feces out of my garageElectrolyzed for March 14, 1999 |