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Entries mentioning McDonald’s

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999