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Entries mentioning mayonnaise

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled on August 28, 2005