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Entries mentioning mayonnaise

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled August 28, 2005