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Entries mentioning goats
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Seven point three hundred Paltered on February 25, 2024
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier Illustrated on February 4, 2024
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt Bellyached on August 13, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Ratiocination and a rat Bugged off on July 9, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
I am my thoughts… I am time Annuated on January 1, 2023
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
The deep toaster Smeared on October 9, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
A sojourn through the jejunum Catabolized on September 9, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Schtumpfenfrumpt! Stumped on October 16, 2011
Squee! Squee! Squee! Snoozed on October 9, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Uneventful, boring, and bland Nothing happened on August 28, 2011
A stick of pepperoni a day Bordured on August 21, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
The fnord plan Executed before April 11, 2010
Ham by the brick Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II Reified on June 29, 2008
Glick Glick van der Glick again! Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Suddenly ablaze Ignited on March 9, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Press any key Pressed on June 24, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
The Third Coming Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006
Pam & Meg’s Wheeled about on April 23, 2006
The haberdashery, act IV Wanted on March 26, 2006
The haberdashery, act III Haunted on March 19, 2006
The haberdashery, act II Flaunted on March 12, 2006
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
I’m ending it all! Spindled on August 21, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
I desire broadband access to my feet! Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

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