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Entries mentioning gnutes

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011