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Entries mentioning singing spiders

Too many answers

Declared on July 14, 2024

Too many questions

Questioned on July 7, 2024

One moron’s opinion

Opined for May 19, 2024

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Do, guppy, guppy!

Guppied on May 4, 2008

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

I’m ending it all!

Spindled on August 21, 2005

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005

Eigenfactor

Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Popularized for April 10, 2005

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg

Encapsulated within July 25, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

I took the AK-47 down

Romanticized for June 20, 1999

The triangular briefcase I had found

Reintegrated on June 13, 1999

The spiders began to sing and chant

Refracted after June 6, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999

A glass was sitting on my desk

Cemented on April 18, 1999