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Entries mentioning turtles

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011