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Entries mentioning oil

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

I still don’t trust these cookies…

Hollered well before May 14, 2006

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999