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Entries mentioning oil

Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries

Trussed up on October 29, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

I still don’t trust these cookies…

Hollered well before May 14, 2006

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999