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my garage

My garage, where my Trabi lurks and I occasionally park my horses.

Entries mentioning my garage

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!

Sworn on May 21, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12, 2006

I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage

Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999