Entries mentioning rodents | |
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By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
A wild eep out of place and timeMoofed at on September 15, 2024 | |
Endless rows of housesPlanned and zoned on August 11, 2024 | |
Too many answersDeclared on July 14, 2024 | |
Too many questionsQuestioned on July 7, 2024 | |
Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexedEased on June 9, 2024 | |
Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooingMilked on June 2, 2024 | |
Purple prose asphyxiaBlockaded on May 26, 2024 | |
One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
The Sun absconded yet I rest assuredAnnulated on April 14, 2024 | |
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupesHight on April 7, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
Seven point three hundredPaltered on February 25, 2024 | |
Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtierIllustrated on February 4, 2024 | |
Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
The tapering of taped cans and candiesCanned on January 7, 2024 | |
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
Snow crabs and snow leopardsPiled up upon December 3, 2023 | |
Do betterRetracted on November 26, 2023 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
A bolo tie and a blogging accidentHaberdashed on September 24, 2023 | |
The Aroostook Roo StoreRued the day of September 17, 2023 | |
By fish or by FinnFinished after September 10, 2023 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Cwæþ the PnårpJactitated on August 27, 2023 | |
Negotiating a goats-for-oats dealAbnegated on August 20, 2023 | |
Playing a katydid like a fiddleDiddled on August 6, 2023 | |
Ratiocination and a ratBugged off on July 9, 2023 | |
Dogs that ate backwardsReversed on June 25, 2023 | |
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!Sworn on May 21, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
A turtle extended its neck and quackedResisted on April 23, 2023 | |
Being a little bit tallerRacked on April 16, 2023 | |
Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
The unwary victim of cellular ennuiMetabolized on April 2, 2023 | |
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian ShieldDismantled on March 26, 2023 | |
The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
Thinking for myselfCerebrated on January 22, 2023 | |
No more barriers to crossSurpassed on January 15, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
A real galleyshnogger of a ChristmasDove in on December 25, 2022 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleysThanks given on November 27, 2022 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
Change you can be leaf inBogged down on November 13, 2022 | |
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcyForstraught on October 30, 2022 | |
I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
Autumn had arrivedFloundered on October 16, 2022 | |
The deep toasterSmeared on October 9, 2022 | |
And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
Yet still bereft of meaningCreamed on September 25, 2022 | |
A veritable trash dump of wordsWhipped on September 18, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
Gnocco after gnoccoKnocked on on July 10, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomesWriggled on June 5, 2022 | |
Miscounting the protonsDemisemiquavered on May 22, 2022 | |
Batting the packageSemiquavered on May 15, 2022 | |
Whittling the knitteryQuavered on May 8, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
A stubby little short weekTrolloped around on April 24, 2022 | |
A wanted carton of wontonsTrotted out on April 10, 2022 | |
A curious nine-day weekDialed on April 3, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affairCannibalized on February 27, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feetErred on February 13, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Confound deliveryStarched on January 16, 2022 | |
New years and new neighborsBunted on January 2, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks warEmbattled on November 21, 2021 | |
To muffle up a gooſeMuffled up on October 31, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
Excrescence and excretaUnfolded on September 26, 2021 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
And I still couldn’t find my combNosedove before August 22, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
Not a typewriterTabulated on July 25, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
To narfle the gömböcBalanced on June 27, 2021 | |
Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
Too many SundaysQuintupled on May 30, 2021 | |
Great Dane or greatest Dane?Deigned on May 23, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliffGoat got on December 30, 2012 | |
This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
Mooey, mooey, moo!Lowed at on December 9, 2012 | |
Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
A paean to funnelsFunneled on November 25, 2012 | |
The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
The September that wouldn’t beElided on September 2, 2012 | |
My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
Upon the Fimbriated PlanetFlabbled about on August 5, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
A hortensical SeferndayHortensed on July 1, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
My neighbor—he’s on fireDetonated on May 27, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
The death of Argo NavisTrisected before April 29, 2012 | |
A lunchable lemony apple keyOpen-appled on April 22, 2012 | |
A box! A box! A box of…Puttered about on April 15, 2012 | |
Gurning for twoFaces made before April 8, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
To order a coffeeCaffeinated on March 25, 2012 | |
Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
I was deadExpired around February 26, 2012 | |
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
A journey to Upper SilesiaGruelled on December 18, 2011 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping parkSoil sampled on November 13, 2011 | |
Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
Schtumpfenfrumpt!Stumped on October 16, 2011 | |
A snootful of donutsImbibed before October 2, 2011 | |
A paean to panicGlibbered about on September 25, 2011 | |
Gnomes? In my photocopier?Litigated before September 18, 2011 | |
Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
A stick of pepperoni a dayBordured on August 21, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
Impossibly shaped bowlsWhiled away before July 10, 2011 | |
Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
What the heck… is bothering me?Chanted on June 12, 2011 | |
Potted meatUnpotted on June 5, 2011 | |
Incipits being rather popishLubricated on May 22, 2011 | |
Reflecting on corn gone wrongParoled on May 15, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
Cool beansBeaned on March 27, 2011 | |
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin StreetBorfnagled on March 6, 2011 | |
A dark and Strommy nightThurmonned on February 27, 2011 | |
A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
A dark and smarmy nightSelf-satisfied on February 13, 2011 | |
Requiem for a triangular briefcaseImmured on January 30, 2011 | |
In feckless search of a new bodyTransplanted before January 23, 2011 | |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardTransubstantiated before January 16, 2011 | |
Fluffernutter… or treacle?Stickied on January 2, 2011 | |
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting ChristmasClamored about on December 26, 2010 | |
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010 | |
An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
375 gorillas and some flower potsDumbstruck on November 28, 2010 | |
The frozen PnårpLast thing I remembered on October 24, 2010 | |
Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!Flatulated on October 3, 2010 | |
An offer he couldn’t refuseUnmitigated on September 26, 2010 | |
Skipping WednesdaySlid past on September 12, 2010 | |
Parndiddle McForsterbasterPinned up on September 5, 2010 | |
Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydrationDumbled for August 29, 2010 | |
Tater-totting crunkfireClapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010 | |
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feetShattered before August 15, 2010 | |
Poesies and toesies indeed!Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010 | |
Noshing on my favorite keyboardFluttered on July 4, 2010 | |
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–HampsterismGuzzled on May 9, 2010 | |
Dingleberry champion hamsterPlotted against on March 21, 2010 | |
A Hilarius pair of ducksGuffawed at after March 14, 2010 | |
Ring above?Rung above on May 25, 2008 | |
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bustGassed up on May 18, 2008 | |
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of HitlerSnickerdickered on March 30, 2008 | |
A whole pile of flapdoodles from ShitlingthorpeRecollected on February 17, 2008 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
Lo’ KweeishaPornographed on January 13, 2008 | |
Spaceworthy guardsquirrelsDecompressed on December 9, 2007 | |
Free at lastSelf-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007 | |
The one true goddess!Duffeled on November 18, 2007 | |
Snuffle off to BuffaloSniffled at on November 4, 2007 | |
Strahazazhia smiles upon meGone wrong on October 28, 2007 | |
Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
Why do the stars scream?Screamed about on September 16, 2007 | |
Under Pam & Meg’sDelved under on September 9, 2007 | |
Dugongs abound in my ear canals!Tiled over on August 19, 2007 | |
Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!Lopped off on July 29, 2007 | |
Plårp!Plopped down on July 15, 2007 | |
Press any keyPressed on June 24, 2007 | |
Back to Harry’sIngratiated on June 10, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: HomageLegislated on April 8, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip I: TaxesPropagated on April 1, 2007 | |
The laws of Phillip IPromulgated on March 25, 2007 | |
The restive provinces conqueredExcoriated before March 18, 2007 | |
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert ÅrpEntrenched under January 28, 2007 | |
’Twas the night before ChristmasProstituted on December 24, 2006 | |
Bloviating and brachiatingWrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 | |
A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?Theorized about on November 12, 2006 | |
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingoHypothesized on November 5, 2006 | |
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditchStir-fried for October 22, 2006 | |
Gnomelandia DayFilleted on October 15, 2006 | |
Ollanthorpe Savings BankPuréed on October 1, 2006 | |
I remembered a lot this week!Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006 | |
As kudzu crept up her anklesEncircled on August 13, 2006 | |
New GardegnomiaNavigated to on July 30, 2006 | |
No diceGambled over on July 9, 2006 | |
The dingleberry/hamster songSung for April 30, 2006 | |
The haberdashery, act IIIHaunted on March 19, 2006 | |
Today being Christmas…Made merry on December 25, 2005 | |
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster FlapdoodlesZanzibarred on December 11, 2005 | |
Dingleberry, hamster!Cornpuffed for November 27, 2005 | |
My house burned down todayIncinerated on November 20, 2005 | |
A visit to EigentoriaEmigrated on November 6, 2005 | |
I shall visit EigentoriaBandied about on October 30, 2005 | |
The return of the garden gnomesStar-spangled high above September 25, 2005 | |
Abortifacient skies, the burning airSlobbered all over on September 11, 2005 | |
Troobles, long and hardDeluged on August 7, 2005 | |
Soft, and steaming lightlyCastigated on July 31, 2005 | |
The perspicacious side of the planetWienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005 | |
Music erupted from my bed cushionsCosigned on April 24, 2005 | |
My dear brother Grårp!Crucified for March 13, 2005 | |
The Englebee TrooblesPondered upon August 8, 1999 | |
Semper sic tyrannisCalculated and compiled on May 2, 1999 |