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my roolf

I call it my “roolf” because it’s opposite my floor and “floor” spelled backwards is “roolf.”

Entries mentioning my roolf

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021