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Entries mentioning my triangular briefcase

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999

Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg

Encapsulated within July 25, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

The triangular briefcase I had found

Reintegrated on June 13, 1999