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Entries mentioning mustard

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled August 28, 2005

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999