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Entries mentioning burbling

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship

Diseased prior to October 7, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007