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Entries mentioning steel

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

The stars scream at me, but why?

Conduced on March 7, 1999