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Entries mentioning eyebrows

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

A fresh set of gnome latrines

Spun on July 23, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!

Sworn on May 21, 2023

Tuna surprise

Surprised on May 14, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008