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Entries mentioning neckties

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

A fresh set of gnome latrines

Spun on July 23, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999