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Entries mentioning Germany

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Kudzu and Miss Hewitt

Integrated on July 13, 2008

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

I did not forget about Hitler!

Livingroomed on August 12, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

I forgot about Hitler again…

Posited because of November 19, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999