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Entries mentioning fireworks

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006