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Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor

Ridiculed on October 23, 2005