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Entries mentioning abortion

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005