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Entries mentioning Gatorade

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Briefcase! Gatorade!!

Fudged up against February 13, 2005