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Entries mentioning ham

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

I did not forget about Hitler!

Livingroomed on August 12, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

The haberdashery, act IV

Wanted on March 26, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

Ham and eggs, a dram of megs

Hammed up for February 26, 2006

I need a new hobby

Telephoned on February 19, 2006

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

Curse inflatable hotdogs

Expurgated on January 23, 2005

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999