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Defenestrated accoutrements and that horse again Discalced on June 29, 2025
Catatonic and a cat tonic Distinguished on June 22, 2025
A polished turd Glossed on March 30, 2025
Too-quiet, two-tone, too-soon Bicolored on January 26, 2025
Formica and formication Fornicated on October 6, 2024
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flask Trashed on September 29, 2024
I really should have that broken… Tinned on September 8, 2024
How does blue cheese go bad? Reposed on September 1, 2024
Too many uncertainties Certified on July 28, 2024
So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield Dismantled on March 26, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
A lunchable lemony apple key Open-appled on April 22, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Impossibly shaped bowls Whiled away before July 10, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
Back to Pam & Meg’s Goatmulched on December 12, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
Oh, the fendippity! Panicked over on May 23, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
Stay spooned for more! Spooned on August 10, 2008
Into the Brundlesphere Descended upon on August 3, 2008
The Brundlesphere Entangled on July 20, 2008
Crossing the hatches Pasteurized for June 22, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
The one true goddess! Duffeled on November 18, 2007
Snuffle off to Buffalo Sniffled at on November 4, 2007
Strahazazhia smiles upon me Gone wrong on October 28, 2007
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why does the pi float? Floated by on September 23, 2007
Grumfeld redux Simmered on September 2, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Digging up the back yard Cashed in on February 18, 2007
Shekels at the cat-canning plant Devoted on February 11, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again Wined & dined on August 6, 2006
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006
I still don’t trust these cookies… Hollered well before May 14, 2006
The haberdashery, act I Taunted on March 5, 2006
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse Trundled on August 28, 2005
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005
Samuel Dreckers Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005
The talking, squawking camel Reinstated on August 15, 1999

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