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The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Oh, the fendippity!

Panicked over on May 23, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Stay spooned for more!

Spooned on August 10, 2008

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

The one true goddess!

Duffeled on November 18, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

Shekels at the cat-canning plant

Devoted on February 11, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

I still don’t trust these cookies…

Hollered well before May 14, 2006

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled August 28, 2005

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005

Samuel Dreckers

Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005

The talking, squawking camel

Reinstated August 15, 1999